me: shot it right in my eye...
mum: your eye... huh?
me: you're my slut tonight...
mum: wait a second-
me: you keep making me weak...
mum: oh okay...
me: suck it and don't speak.
mum: *stops car* get out.

band you don't like/care about: hey we're announcing a tour and we're playing in your town in the holidays and the tickets are free !!!!
Your favorite band: Hey we're announcing a tour on the moon on a school night and tickets are £984937868 !!!!

me in class: omg imagine if one direction walked in
me walking my dog: omg imagine if one direction walked past
me at the shops: omg imagine if one direction walked in
me on tumblr: omg imagine if one direction walked in
me getting dressed: omg imagine if one direction walked in
me having a shower: omg imagine if one direction walked in
me on a plane: omg imagine if one direction walked in
me on a bus: omg imagine if one direction walked in
me at a party: omg imagine if one direction walked in
me in a test: omg imagine if one direction walked in
me on a boat: omg imagine if one direction swam in